Man, I’m really upset. I thought that I’d be divorced by now, but turns out Legal Aide is backed up for months and months. I turned in

Ok. I know it’s wrong, but it is funny, right?

my tax returns and asked for my maiden name back a long time ago, and I’m still no where nearer to being set free as I was all those months ago. I just checked my messages from this week, and turns out, Legal Aide can’t even find my paperwork. So, all this time I’ve been patiently waiting for them to call, they weren’t even working on the stupid thing. Well, you get what you pay for, right?

Do you think Santa can help with this? I’m changing my request. It looks like I’m just going to have to suck it up and pay a real lawyer to get this thing done!

Really, Legal Aide? Really?

– bird