I just have a couple of things to share this evening.
First: You know how you’ve heard that there’s a Special Someone for everyone? Well, I’ve now met about 30+ members on these dating sites, and I’m not so sure. Frankly, I find the visions of the female equivalents of some of these guys downright troubling. I’m thinking one man’s Special Someone could be one woman’s Lengthy Kidnapping Story ten years down the line. The author of that specific sentiment didn’t clarify!!!
Second: I’d rather die alone, naked, hungry, and covered in festering boils than continue Online Dating. That was downright disturbing, just a bit creepy, and somewhat good for a wounded ego if you’re setting the bar for yourself really, really, really low.
Nothing like comparing yourself with the cast of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest to make you feel better about yourself.
I know statistically there have got to be normal, well-adjusted men on these dating sites, but the Psychologically Un-Hinged that are looking for love have ruined it for everybody. I’m compiling a list of the specific Deranged-But-Optimistic members that are frightening away the women. Something tells me, Nancy Grace will be grateful.
I’m sure there are some women who are willing to risk it all for love. I just don’t know any of them personally. Plus after reading some of those ladies’ profiles, I’m pretty confident that some of those “women” are really even more Demented Men with access to Photoshop, the Internet, and have experienced a gaping disconnect with reality.
I am not staying busy enough.
I started a blog the last time I was this bored. Now what?