Little Men Who Didn’t Make the Cut

Dedicated to Skilled Division who’ve had a pretty hard week:

This last couple of weeks, I’ve been working on an advertising campaign for work called “The Little Man Campaign”. Long story short, it’s rockin’. I won’t bore myself or you with all the details. Instead, I will entertain you with the Little Men who for obvious reasons, didn’t make the cut. We are a staffing agency for blue collar workers. Hope you enjoy!!!

Holly. I am very important. Plz don't waste my time calling in gas leak explosions.
Holly. I am very important. Plz don’t waste my time calling in gas leak explosions.

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Find me a job. I’ll be waiting.
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Now, Leslie. What do you see when you look at this card?
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I didn’t know it was going to be so hot working outside. This is your fault, Derek.
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Find me a job. I have an enviable talent.
I just got an advance; I think I'll skip work today and go shopping instead!!
I just got an advance; I think I’ll skip work today and go shopping instead!!
I know how to drive a forklift.
I know how to drive a forklift.
How do you plan to get to work each day?
Holly: How do you plan to get to work each day?
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I won’t take anything less than $15.00/hour.
I can only work 9-noon, Tueday through Thursday. I have to make no less than $20/hour, and I need the job to start right now.
I can only work 9-noon, Tueday through Thursday. I have to make no less than $20/hour, and I need the job to start right now.
I have great work history.
I have great work history. Just ask Stephanie.
Why haven't you got me a job yet?
Why haven’t you got me a job yet?
Why don't companies want to hire felons?
Why don’t companies want to hire felons?

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You walked out??!!! Just like that?!!
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Author: Catherine aka "Bird"

Marketing Specialist Recruiter Freelance Writer Blogger

8 thoughts on “Little Men Who Didn’t Make the Cut”

      1. yes it was funny. I was actually thinking oh that’s so cute I could use in website and then the balloon popped and I thought oh I can’t use it if the balloon pops. On really hot days I have made balloons for kids and I have had them spontaneously combust just like that when handing it to the kid—it’s so embarassing–parents think you don’t know what you are doing if you hear balloons pop- but yeah they friggin pop so easily–short life spans for sure…

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        1. So basically, you can’t use my clown because the kids with PTSD from spontaneous balloon explosions might freak out? God. I love you, Yvonne. You just made it so much funnier!!

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          1. When was the last time you were around a kid with a popped balloon? OMG–I remember working at some carnival like event and a dad came up to me with his hysertical daughter and said that he had been looking for me for like half an hour because the balloon popped and the kid would not stop crying—-I get really annoyed at that —that is just plain bad parenting–I will not make a balloon for a hysterical child. They have to get calm and put on a smiley face and then I tell them to save the crocodile tears for when they get booboos (sp?) that there will always be another balloon at the next party. You have no idea how serious balloons are——

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